Wednesday, November 10, 2010

Movin on Up

Today was a rather good day.

To start things out right, I went to a job interview and I was super exited about it. I was dressed to impress and ready for success. Not even an hour after I left the interview, I got a phone call and guess what? I GOT THE JOB! I am beyond happy about it. Hopefully, everything goes good, I start in 2 weeks.

Then I went to lunch and shopping with my awesome friends. I don’t care what no one says I love buying things for a dollar. It makes me feel cheap and amazing all at once. I don’t care what is on sale for a dollar, I have to buy it.

Me: You mean this tree branch is only a dollar? Fuckin-A, I’ll take it.

Me: You mean to tell me these plastic pair of socks is only a dollar? Woo-Hoo, I’ve hit the jackpot.

Anyways, the rest of my day I spent relaxing and patting myself on the back for nailing my job interview. Hold on – (pat pat) Okay, I’m back.

So, I think the best part of this is I get to go to my current workplace on Friday and tell these suckers to shove this job up their ass. I love telling people to shove things up their asses.

Moving on…

I am excited to start this new chapter in my life. Also, I am on a mission. I am trying to be a nicer person, yada, yada, yada.

I would like to one day refrain from telling people to shove things up their ass or saying negative things about people or places. I would even like to go as far as not thinking it either. Hmm, definitely something to ponder.

Anyways, I’m sure I will find a happy medium but until I do I’ll continue to enjoy my negative but awesome thoughts. Although, I have to say, today I was a pretty good human being (pat pat).

Until the next time my friends!


  1. Congrats on the job!!! and your love of buying things for a dollar is so shared here!
    Nikki Darlin'

  2. Lol... good job! I love it when good things happen. : )

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  3. Some people deserve a good ass-shoving, though :) Congratulations, and good luck with the new job!!!

  4. Congrats on the job!

    As for buying everything that's a dollar? I'm notorious for that, haha!

  5. New job, YAY. Im with you, a fucking dollar isnt worth shit, so Id buy anything for a dollar.

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